it is so hard to pee
when someone's watching me 
this unknown driving force 
that keeps him locked 
inside it starts to burst 
outside pray for the first 
drop to fall outta your pants 
your wiener's blocked 

I wanna gain control over my penis 
I wanna tell him what to do 
I want him to take the girls to mars and venus 
I wanna teach him how to poo 

a girl's on top of me 
she's as cute as can be 
without a single word 
I get undressed 

my wieners' time has come 
don't disappoint me son 
as always he's too quick 
I gave my best 

I wanna gain control over my penis 
I wanna tell him what to do 
I want him to take the girls to mars and venus 
I wanna teach him how to poo