I used to play with my balls
but now I play with my dick
I'm using both of my hands
I play until I get sick
then I go straight to my room
and watch my neighbours' two dogs
they fuck each others brains out

another thing that I like
is scaring kids on the street
while cruising nude on my bike
and penetrating some sheep
when I get punched in the face 
I feel extremely horny
and it results every day
in an erection for me