I'm the one who loves you

I'm the one who turns you on

I'm the one who'll always be there when you're in need

I'm the one who shags you

I'm the one who pays the bills

I'm the one who takes the dog out for a pee



Yeah Yeah

Ta ta ta ta ta ta



Scrub me down in your bubble bath

While I play with your "rubber duck"



I'm the one who loves you

I'm the one who turns you on

I'm the one who'll always be there when you're in need