You wanna diss us?
  You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
  Well here goes a remix
  From us to you
  This is the truth about Slim Anus
  Hi, my name is what?
  My name is who?
  My name is Slim Anus
  Hi, my name is huh?
  My name is what?
  My name is the fudgepacker
  Hi, my name is what?
  My name is who? (Excuse me)
  My name is the nutlicker
  Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
  My name is who?
  My name is the buttsniffer
  Hi, kids do you like Anus?
  I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous (Uh huh)
  Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
  Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did
  My brains dead weight
  I'm tryin to get my head straight
  But I can't figure out
  Which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?
  Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh)
  I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!)
  Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
  Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
  Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
  She don't know how to do Tommy Lee
  I'd suck his dick off
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus it gets tapped dawg
  Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
  My anus
  My anus every now and then gets plugged up
  Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
  My anus
  My anus is occasionally reamed out
  Hi, my anus who?
  My anus what?
  My anus really needs to be filled up
  My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
  I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
  I pinched his ass
  He winked at me
  He chased me around the desk
  I told him come and get me
  Walked in the strip club
  Had my jacket zipped up
  Flashed the bartender
  And I tried to feel his dick up
  Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
  In a space ship while they screamin at me
  Let's just be friends!