Porter



have you heard among this clan

i am called the forgotten man ?

well did you evah?

what a swell party this is!

have ou heard the story of

dexter boy being gypped by love?

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is

what frails, what frocks

what furs, what rocks

what gaiety!



it's all too exquis

that french champagne

so good for the brain

that band, it's the end!



kindly don't fall down, my friend.

have you heard? professor munch

ate his wife and divorced his lunch.

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is!

have you heard? the countess krupp

crossed the bridge when the bridge was up

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is!



have you heard that mimsie starr

just got pinched in the astor bar?

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is!

have you heard that uncle newt

forgot to open his parachute?

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this

it 's great, it's grand

it 's wonderland

what soup, what fish

that beef what a dish

that grouse, so rare

that old camembert!

that baba au rhum!

will you please move over, chum?

have you heard the poor dear blanche

got run down by an avalanche?

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is!

have you heard? it's in the stars

next july we collide with mars.

well, did you evah?

what a swell party this is!