Verse One:

Yo! I met this girl the other night

Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight

Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips

Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits

Said she came out lookin' for some fun

Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one

I said "Why?", she said I was fly

Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die

Said she wanted to take me home to make love

Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of

I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"

She said, "All the above"

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Verse Two:

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip

But let me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip

Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes

Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light

And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room

Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick

I knew that I would be dead soon

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun

This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

Verse Three:

Yo, my pants were on, but so what?

She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up

Faster than I could say "No!"

It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut

I looked in her face...

She sweated and she grinned with delight

And then she broke out a whip, I said "Shit!"

This girl had crazy plans for the night

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun

This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Verse Four:

Now whips ain't all that she had

All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad

I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots

Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose

I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me!

I'll do anything you ask!"

And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits

Man you shoulda seen that ass

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife

This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun

This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

Verse Five:

My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest

She started pourin' baby oil on her chest

And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme"

Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West

I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in

It was her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten

I knew my life would soon end

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun

Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife

Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me fuckin' his wife

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