[Ice T]
 Yeah  last year a lot of motherfuckers ask me
 Why did you no ??? some shit
 But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger
 From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

 [Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger
 [Ice T]
 Yeah  we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
 Always nigger has his girl problem  Marq
 [Brother Marquis] Ah  tell'em man  tell'em
 [Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

 [Ice-T]
 I got a whore from the east
 Got a whore from the west
 Got a whore that likes to jack it off
 And rubb it in her chest
 I got a whore from the north
 A whore from the south
 A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
 I got a bitch with hair
 A bitch with none
 A bitch with a knife
 A bitch with a gun
 A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
 And there is a bitch over there
 Hey the one I am gonna get
 But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
 No sweat to event
 I sell my sister though, word.
 I sell the whole damn herd
 I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve
 I got a bitch with a mic
 Who like perfector link
 Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
 Got a bitch with tits
 A bitch with ass
 A bitch with none
 But hey I give her the best

 But I love em all I love em crazily
 And they love me back thats why they stay with me
 So if you have a girl problem
 I'll be there for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Hit it

 No a bitch ain't one

 [Ice-T]
 I got a bitch thats old
 A bitch who is new
 A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
 I got a bitch who is fat
 A bitch who is built
 A bitch that all her titties give up her milk
 I got a bitch who is funny
 A bitch who ain't
 A bitch who can sing
 A bitch who can't
 A bitch who love fuckin on the airplane
 I even got a bitch off soul train (not for sure)
 I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
 Long ends
 I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb
 But she is the most fun
 I got a bitch who play piano
 A bitch who don't
 A bitch who dances naked
 A bitch who won't
 A bitch who's short
 A bitch who's tall
 A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

 And I love em all I love em crazily
 And they love me back thats why they stay with me
 So if you have a girl problem
 I'll be there for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Hit me

 [Ice-T]
 Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
 Why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world
 That 2 Live style of how a bitch is threated
 Motherfucker a nigger like you

 [Brother Marquis]
 I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one
 I am going not to threat any whores
 Cause I don't need none of em
 Push them to temptation
 Ditch to persuasion
 All the whores suck cock
 Nigger how you play em
 Thats why I don't sleep with em
 I just freak on em
 Gig the dick in their mouth
 Take it out
 And I sky on them
 That nigger that white nighter
 The bitch exciter
 I only love my whores when I go up inside em
 Problem number one is gettin money
 I rather take the green than sit the honey
 So don't expect none
 Cause I ain't offering
 And I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening
 Cause I never never softening
 Pulling demands on em
 Fuckin em and scream on them
 The wham bamb thank you mam
 The game is ran on em
 So fuck how you feel
 You are fuckin cheap thrill
 I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
 Getting pussy is just another expense
 Your pussy pays the bills
 The dick pays the rent
 I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
 I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

 [Ice-T]
 Ha!
 You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man ?
 A bitch ain't one
 Ah shit
 Let me tell you how to do that shit

 [Ice-T & (Marquis)]
 (I got a bitch that loves to gink)
 She'll fuck you
 After she fucks me
 (I got a bitch who loves both)
 I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
 I got a bitch that's fast
 A bitch that's slow
 (A bitch that is a virgin
 And a bitch that is a hoe)
 A bitch that lies
 (A bitch that trues)
 A bitch who is a man
 Because they are bitches too
 I got a bitch that is cool
 (A bitch that is hut)
 A bitch who loves rap
 A bitch who loves rock
 A bitch who is lost
 And one who know what is that
 She gets right in front of me
 And posses like a cat

 [Brother Marquis]
 I got a bitch that runs
 I got a bitch that walks
 I got a bitch that yells
 I got a bitch who talk

 [Ice-T]
 I got a bitch that is dirty
 Got a bitch that is neat
 I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

 And I love em all I love em crazily
 And they love me back thats why they stay with me
 So if you have a girl problem
 I'll be there for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Hit me

 [Ice-T]
 No a bitch ain't one
 [Marquis]
 Ah, you know a bitch ain't one

 Outro:
 [Ice-T]
 You know what I am saying
 I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis
 But a bitch ain't one

 [Brother Marquis]
 Maybe got yourself nothing man
 Fucking
 Ragging
 Spanking
 Assholes nigger

 [Ice-T]
 A bitch ain't one
 I got a problems stay out here on the streets
 With the police tryin to take them out
 You know
 But a bitch ain't one
 Got problems motherfuckers
 Buying my records
 But a bitch ain't one
 [Brother Marquis]
 Fuck em all
 Fuck em motherfucker
 [Ice-T]
 You know what I am saying
 A bitch ain't one
 Got problems man
 [Brother Marquis]
 All of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass