Well two bees in a bucket
 Mother motherfuck it
 You either Flavor Flav it
 Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it
 Kiss my ass or suck a D.I.C.
 K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me
 I fucked that lady in the bed
 I missed that pussy and I bust a spread
 I tried it again in a thumping wagon
 The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging
 Tried it again and I failed to grasp
 I missed that pussy and I bust my ass
 Then I fucked this lady in the tree
 The baby came out and said "Run-DMC"

 (Ice Cube)
 I knew this girl who looked just like you
 Light brown and a fly hair-do
 I wanted to do her, screw her
 So I stepped to her
 On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey
 I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over
 Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over
 Just call me the plumber at the end of the night
 Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe
 She didn't get offended it was splendid to me
 Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be
 I guess I just wine her and dine her
 And by the end of the night I'll be behind her
 Waxing that ass like Rain Dance
 On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her
 Took her to the Comfort Inn
 Tucked her in
 Pulled out the third leg pumped it in
 She said will you call me
 Yeah I'll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya
 Naw I'm just playin but it's still the same
 Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang