Get your ass in here  boy
 You hear me calling you?
 O'Shea!>

 When I was young I used to hang with the seventh graders
 Little bad motherfucker playing Space Invaders
 Fucking with the girls in the fourth grade
 Either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids
 Walking with the schoolhouse bully
 By doing that  I had a lot of pull  G
 Cheating on tests  making a mess
 Cussing like a sailor at recess
 It must a been a half moon
 Cause you'll catch me running out the little girls' bathroom
 Chewing on Good and Plenties
 Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies
 Yo I was living like the class clown
 Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes man
 When you young it's hard to see
 That it's wrong throwing rocks at the RTD
 Popping out your window with a BB gun
 Better yet knocking on your door and run
 Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank
 Even though I was still shooting blanks
 As soon as the dark hit
 I was stealing candy out the corner market
 Until I got my ass whipped
 Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb shit

 Thirteen, that's how old I was
 When my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz
 And I was looking at any butt and ass
 Me and my homies started cutting class
 Going up to the high school
 Looking for any bitch I could lie to
 Tell em I was older than I really was
 Smoked my first joint and got really buzzed
 That's what a mack's made of
 But when I got my first piece of pussy I fell in love
 Hard as a rock the long way
 And then I put the rubber on the wrong way
 But I still gotta have it
 Overexcited and fucking like a jackrabbit
 Goddamn I was hot
 A virgin but I still knew how to lay pipe
 Even though the hoe worked me
 I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
 Then the shit got strange money
 I started shaking and jimmy felt funny
 Then the nut came gushing
 I jumped up got dressed and start pushing
 Cause I thought the bitch broke my dick
 Cause I was still young doing dumb shit

 At 17 got my first Volkswagon
 And mastered the life-long art of dragging
 To the women in college
 Hung out with the OG's and got some street knowledge
 Breaking in cars and all that
 Hitting punk fools with a baseball bat
 Fucking at a real fast rate
 Til they said that I might not graduate
 Then I said fuck the dumb shit
 Cause Pops'll fuck me up quick
 If things continued
 So I start rapping about shit I been through
 And I got real good
 Now I look at all the kids in the neighborhood
 Trying to be baby macks
 Doing shit that I did seven years back
 Going through a stage
 But before they can grow up they on the front page
 And they mommas is having a fit
 Cause they died young doing dumb shi