What's this noise upon the avenue?
What's that crowd a-doing 'round there too?
What's the meaning  of that awful crash?
Has a taxicab got in a smash?

Johnny, Johnny run and get your gun, oh yeah
Get in quick or you'll be dead, my son
It would make Napoleon quake
And shake his head with  fear
Oh dear, oh dear,  just look, look, look who's here

That ragtime suffragette
And ragtime suffragette
Ragging with bombshells and ragging with  sticks
Ragging and nagging in politics
That ragtime suffragette
She's no household pet
And you know, while her husband's  waiting for to  dine
She goes ragging up and down the line
A-shouting votes, votes, votes, votes, votes for women
That's the ragtime  suffragette

That ragtime suffragette
And ragtime suffragette
Ragging with bombshells and ragging with  sticks
Ragging and nagging in politics
That ragtime suffragette
She's no household pet
And you know, while her husband's  waiting for to  dine
She goes ragging up and down the line
A-shouting votes, votes, votes, votes, votes for women
That's the ragtime  suffragette