Dinner table chattering classes -

tells us all we need to know.

Like it. Lump it. Dig it. Dump it -

on your late, late show.



And do you think you’re Ralitsa Vassileva? 

You’re just hand-me-down news in a cookie jar.

It’s a long way from here to CNN in America

and a red-eyed opinion too far.



Dish the dirt or dish the gravy. 

Spill the beans to me. 

Sinking fast in terminal boredom –

Feigned interest flying free.



And do you think you’re Ralitsa Vassileva etc.



Talking monkey, breaking news junkie, tragedies to reveal.

Light and breezy, up-beat squeezy, close in to touchy-feel.



Pass the Merlot, dance the three-step

Cut to a better chase.

Align yourself with no proposition

and simpler thoughts embrace. 



Let’s talk about me. Let’s talk about you. 

In a world of private rooms.

Hide awhile from dark stormbringers –

sad messengers of doom.



Sadly, you can’t be Ralitsa Vassileva, .....



And do you think you’re Ralitsa Vassileva, .....