I've found a new beauty secret for my Rod

It feels so good when I rub it all over ..Todd!

So soft and silky with the most beautiful sheen

It came in a box labeled, 



Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!



Saw it on TV and I ordered on the phone

Three to five days rush delivered to my home

Then in my mailman's eye I saw a knowing glean

He handed me a box labeled,



Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!



It could be almost anything

Cds or girly magazines

A baseball glove or a year's supply of Spam

But one thing's for sure, yeah yeah



It's Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!

It's Not Penis Cream!

Not Penis Cream!