Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace 

I don't remember where 

Friends try to make me stay or call me a cab home 

I grab my keys and a beer 



The cops they took my license away 

But I got my car out of impound today 

And I've been drunk since last Saturday 

You'd better stay outta my way 



I drink and drive 

Feel so alive 

I'll never take that dive 

Feel so alive 

I'm doin' ninety-five 

I drink and drive 

I feel so alive 

I drink and drive 



Early morning and the freeway's deserted 

Like it's all mine 

I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record 

But I can't drive a straight line 

Flashing lights 

Split the night 

I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right 

Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rig 

At least you'll never catch me you fucking pigs 



Designate someone other than me 

I'm so drunk I can hardly see 

Another shot of jagger and I turn the key 

I got so many places to be 



When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe

They won't drive at night

Cause down at the freeway it's such a fright

But I think I drive alright