My Name is Kenny Rogers
Welcome to the Jackass Show
Someone throw a bat at my head
I can take the blow
I'm not just drunk, I'm totally fucking stoked
Did you know I didn't write the song "Lady"?

Drunk Kenny Rogers,
Naked in the park [x3]
Drunk Kenny Rogers,
Naked in the park [x3]
Am I drunk enough? [x3]

It's the Jackass Show
I'll ride a tricycle down a hill

It's the Jackass Show
It's self-defense, don't tase me bro

It's the Jackass Show
I was raised on the dairy, bitch

It's the Jackass Show

I'm not just drunk, I'm totally fucking stoked
I keep singing this goddamn song "Lady"

Drunk Kenny Rogers,
Naked in the park [x3]
Drunk Kenny Rogers,
Naked in the park [x3]

Singing "Lady"...
You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run...

Know when to walk away