Sitting with Nelly
In front of the telly
Filling my belly 
With a bottle of wine
I’m goin' with Kelly 
To the cross-country rally
Up to Chez Nelly
And straight down the line

Just say she ain't mine
And I'll beat you to gelly
Just say she ain't mine
And I'll beat you to gelly
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And a sea full of rain

Goin' down the valley
Tryin' to screw Grace Kelly
I go for her gelly
She's handlin' mine
I’m sittin' with Sally
And I’m ridin' with Smelly
I’m fillin' up my belly 
With a bottle of wine

Just say she ain't mine
And I'll beat you to gelly
Say she ain't mine
And I'll beat you to gelly
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And a sea full of rain

It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And it's a sea full of rain

It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And it's a sea full of rain

It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And it's a sea full of rain

It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And it's a sea full of rain

It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And it's a sea full of rain

It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a hit on the head
With a knock of the knuckles
It's a bucket full of tears
And it's a sea full of rain