2 Chicks, 2 Chicks...

1 Dick...



There are many wonders in this life

But there is one thing I can't find

Something special, something kind

Something that's been on my mind



2 hot chicks upon my penis

At the same time

2 hot chicks doin' their business

Right at the same time



Life presents me with many options

But none of them sublime

But when I see 2 hot chicks

I wonder what it'd be like to have 'em

At the same time



2 hot chicks upon my penis

At the same time

2 hot chicks perfoming their business

Right at the same time



This whole thing is just a poor substitute

For a longing that is critical, urgent and acute

This is desire that I simply can't transmute

And would easily be solved by 2 prostitutes in swim suits

This whole society is simply a charade

To restrict a simple pleasure that society forbade

To keep us all delayed and on a meaningless crusade

Destined to forgo 2 chicks upon our blade



2 hot chicks directly on my penis

Right at the same time

2 hot chicks doing the business

Talkin' 'bout at the same time

Yeah!