you couldn't hold your drink to save your life

it's a mercy that none of you can drive

just strut around pouting and looking wide eyed

like this is britpop circa 1995

well meanswear split and pulp are gone

and now everyone likes garage rock



you dance like a dad at a disco

what would morrissey say?



put your face around on a night on the tiles

it's all charm and bad toothed smiles

as long as you're tapping your toes then its alright

all the underage girls are digging your style

and your pointy leather shoes are a fucking lie

as long as you're tapping your toes then it's alright



you dance like a dad a dad at a disco

what would morrissey say?