he put a hole through the rubber sheath

she's carrying his seed, she's his to keep

they're gonna have a baby yeah



he wants to go to the football match

because it makes him feel like a real man

he wants to be hard just like his dad yeah



cos girls wear pink and boys wear blue

bounces off of us and sticks to you

girls wear pink and boys wear blue

bounces off of us and sticks to you

girls dont wear blue, and boys dont wear pink



he wants to go to the football match

because it makes him feel like a real man

he wants to be hard just like his dad yeah



he wants to meet a nice girl to bare him kids

he wants to meet a nice girl to be his bitch

a mother in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom



cos girls wear pink and boys wear blue

bounces off of us and sticks to you

girls wear pink and boys wear blue

bounces off of us and sticks to you

girls dont wear blue, and boys dont wear pink



michael winner

frank skinner

courtney love

beck hanson

r kelly

mariah carey

john power

dane bowers

brody dalle

bernard manning

ben affleck

princess diana

vanessa phelts

simon cowell

ashton kutcher

frank butcher