Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu

So I could take care of you

Like you take care of me

I'm such a Florence, a real Florence Nightingale

I'll fluff your pillows, I'll buy you a Spiderman comic and read you

'til you fall asleep

Sleep on my shoulder! I won't wake you even if

My back turns crooked and I have to walk with a limp for a week



I'll make you soup and none of that kind that you get in a jar 'cause I

know you don't like those



Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu

You're the cutest thing I've ever seen, like a teddy bear on heroin

Come, I'll tuck you in tight and I'll sing for you all night

All night, all night, all night



You can hold the remote, I won't try to steal it

And the best cushion is yours and you can have your feet on me,

Even though I'm scared of feet and even though I had a hard day at work



Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu

You can lay your weight on me and I'll be your backbone

You won't have to worry 'cause I'll be your backbones

Lay your weight on me, lay your weight on me

You won't have to worry 'cause I'll be your backbones

Lay your weight on me, lay your weight on me

You won't have to worry 'cause I'll be your backbones

Lay your weight on me, lay your weight on me