All:

Call On Dolly,

If your neijhbour needs a new romance

Just name the kind of man your sister wants

And she'll snatch them up

Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts 

And she'll match 'em up

Call on...



Dolly:

Mrs. Dolly Levi



All:

She's the one the spinsters recommend

She'll even find a lovely bride

Call on Dolly



Dolly:

I have always been a woman who arranges things

For the pleasure and the profit it derives

I have always been a woman who arranges things

Like a fruntiure, and a daffodils, and lives



Dolly:

If you want your sister courted,

Brother wed 

Or cheese imported

Just leave everything to me

If you want your roof inspected,

Eyebrows tweezed

Or bills collected

Just leave everything to me

If you want your daughter dated

Or some marrige consummated

For a rather modest fee

If you want a husband spotted 

Boyfriend traced

Or chicken potted

I'll arrange for making all arrangements

Just leave everything to me



If you want your ego blostered

Muscles toned,

Or chair upholstered

Just leave everything to me

Charming social introductions 

Expert mandolin instructions

Just leave everything to me

If you want your culture rounded

French improve 

Or torso pounded

With a ten year guarantee

If you want a birth recorded

Collies bred

Or kittens ported

I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure

Just leave everything to me



If you want a law abolished

Jury swayed 

Or toenails poloished

Just leave everything to me

If you want your liver tested

Glasses made

Cash invested

Just leave everyting to me

If you want your children coddled

Corsets pulled 

Or furs remolded

Or some nice fresh fricassee

If you want your bustle shifted

Wedding planned

Or bosom lifted

Don't be ashamed girls life is full of secrets and I keep them



I'll descretly use my own decretion

I'll arrange for making all arrangements

I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure

Just leave everything to me!