In these days everybody wants to be a DJ

Let me just tell you who

My mother wants to be a DJ

My father wants to be a DJ

My sister wants to be a DJ

My auntie wants to be a DJ

My cousin wants to be a DJ

My best friend wants to be a DJ

My girlfriend wants to be a DJ

My cat wants to be a DJ

My goldfish wants to be a DJ

My neighbour wants to be a DJ

My postman wants to be a DJ

My teacher wants to be a DJ



I just want to be a drummer



(drum solo)

(instrumental)



I just want to be a drummer

Let's get this right

I'm gonna tell you some more people who want to be DJs

The bus driver wants to be a DJ

The (? missed it) wants to be a DJ

The bong (? I think so) wants to be a DJ

The pimp wants to be a DJ

My douche bag wants to be a DJ

The pornstar wants to be a DJ

The President wants to be a DJ

The Queen wants to be a DJ

The King wants to be a DJ

The priest (meant to be Pope?) wants to be a DJ

Jesus wants to be a DJ

and God wants to be a DJ



I just want to be a drummer



(drum solo)