Thrifts store cowboys

Five and dime junkies

Red dirt plow boys

Asphalt monkeys

Holly rollers

Signal callers

Truck stop angels

Backstreet brawlers

Van zant groupies

Guitar slingers

Hallelujah

Gospel singers

Freight train mommas

Pistol shooters

My first girlfriend

works at Hooters

Beans and biscuits

in my cupboard

Listen to Ray Wylie Hubbard

All gone down the road tonight



Drunken' angels

Blacktop racers

Holly rollers

Whiskey chasers

Lone star drinkers

Midnight ramblers

Dirty road divas

Highway gamblers

Moonshine mommas

Panty droppers

Dali llamas

Old pill poppers

High school heroes

Back road preachers

Pool hall hustlers

Tantric teachers

Teenage cuties

Politking

Hare Krishna

Feed me chicken

All gone down on the road tonight



Blue jean babies

Old heart breakers

Had a party

with some Quakers

Hard-worn highways

Country singers

Radios full of

old right-wingers

? players

Duck tape dealers

Outlaw country

Hubcap stealers

Aint no money

in my wallet

Broke again is

what they call it

My grandmamma's

name was Stella

Michael Jackson

peaked at thriller

All gone down the road tonight



Jukebox gypsies

Mustang sallies

Don't go walkin'

down dark alleys

Needle pushers

? rim glasses

Rhinestone jumpsuit

Backstage passes

Blue plate specials

Lou Ann platters

Japanese is

all that matters

?

Gulf coast kickers

Who's your daddy

bumper stickers

da da da da

da da da da

da da da da da da

Oooh yeah

Oh uh uh uh



I'm outta words people

That's all I got

Americana woman

Hip shake with me baby