Midnight at the glamor show on a Sunday night
Everybody drink a lot of whiskey and wine
We dance like no tomorrow on we're on burlesque time
But everybody's gotta work tomorrow at nine

Touch me t-touch me baby
But don't mess up my hair
Love me l-love me crazy
But don't get too attached this is a brief affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens
Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it's so good to be
Fabulous and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else

V-V-V-V-V-Vanity V-Vanity V-V-V-V-Vanity

Nothin's wrong with being just a little bit vain
We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane
So go ahead and label me whatever you like
But nothin's quite as sexy as a woman is fine

Touch me t-touch me baby
But don't mess up my hair
Love me l-love me crazy
But don't get too attached this is a brief affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens
Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it's so good to be
Fabulous and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else

Look at me
Whatcha lookin' at?
Look at me
Whatcha starin' at?
[X2]

I'm comin' around I'm sippin' on Andre, it's time
I heard the cuties in the back start in the p-party line
Let's dance, be proud, we're in the vanity house
We're covered in sequins, diamonds
We're happy 'cause we're shinin'

Touch me t-touch me baby
But don't mess up my hair
Love me l-love me crazy
But don't get too attached this is a brief affair

Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens
Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it's so good to be
Fabulous and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else
[X2]