It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

Thats why I drink all the time 

It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



She wants to tell me where to go 

Tell me what to do 

Tell me what to eat 

And how loud I can chew 

She even wants to tell me 

What thoughts I oughta think 

It used to drive me crazy 

Till it drove me to drink 



It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

Thats why I drink all the time 

It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



Well shes such a pretty thing 

You'd think shes heaven sent 

She's the quarrelsome kind 

Love's an argument 

She could yell all day 

She can scream all night 

I just sit there smilin 

As high as a kite 



It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

Thats why I drinking all the time 

It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



This drinking buddy of mine 

Said he met a girl 

Said she was the meanest 

Woman in the world 

I saw her pretty picture 

I said man your poking fun 

Then the day I met her 

I said pour me one 



It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

Thats why I drink all the time 

It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



You may look down your nose at me 

Think I'm an old sorry 

Son of a b

The only way I'm giving up 

My drinking glass is if I can 

Find a way to get her off my back 



Spoken: Your wife's on the phone. 



Little brown jug upon my lips 

Your saving our love 

With every sip 



It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

Thats why I drink all the time 

It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



Every time I get sober 

She drives me out of my mind 

It takes a whole lot of liquor 

To like her 

But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



But when I'm liquored up 

I like her just fine 



But when I'm liquored up 

Hell I love her