Well my brother got this new dog, and you really can't ignore
How cute he gets when he hears a sound he's never heard before
First he looks confused and then a little wary
Then he knocks his head to the side like it's Night at the Roxbury
Well John got scared that there were no new sounds to hear
So he called on the Nerdfighters to act really weird
People of the world, you might think that this is silly
But it doesn't matter what you think 'cause this song is for Willy
Yeah this song is for Willy