Hank Green
Hank Green - I'm Gonna Kill You lyrics
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Hello evil lady At the grocery store It seems that you don't know What the express lane is for It says twelve items or less But you're exempt from that I guess And you started an argument about coupons Don't make me kill you Over twenty five cents I'll give you a freakin' quarter If it makes that much difference And you just remembered something you forgot to get Your husband will be right back with it OK, that's it I'm gonna kill you Yeah I'm gonna kill you And possibly your whole family too All I want is some courtesy Some kindness and maybe an apology If you don't get out of my grocery line I'll do Scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine I'm usually a very peaceful person But I'm gonna kill you I just wrote a note to the guy down the street Who recently invested in a giant SUV It said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war So you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store You better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you" Yeah I'm gonna kill you With a car bomb in your H2 I don't think it'd be too much to ask For you to be a bit less of an ass I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit If you don't, you're gonna regret it I'm usually a very peaceful person, But I'm gonna kill you It's 3: 00 AM and my neighbor upstairs Is actually worse than my worst nightmares He had some friends over For some late-night Red Rover And now... yeah... they're practicing tap dance Yeah I'm gonna kill you And all your loud-ass friends too I don't think it'd be too much to ask For you to be a bit less of an ass If I don't get some peace and quiet I'll put you on a strychnine diet I'm usually a very peaceful person But I'm gonna kill you.