Wreck the walls and fences, Golly.
Fa-la-la-la-lah, la-la-la-lah
Isn't trick or treating Jolly?
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah
Strip that tree, slash that tire,
Fa-la-la, La-la-la, La-la-lah
Trip that old man with a wire,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah

Dressed in sheets and odd apparel,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah
Can't tell Jack from Max or Carol,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah
Which is good for no one else can,
Fa-la-lah, La-la-lah, La-la-lah
Just like gorwn-ups play Ku Klux Klan,
Fa-la-la-la-lah, La-la-la-lah.