Oh baby, you know you missed the fight

(He's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)

Alligator wrecked the bar last night

(He's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)

I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag

Gathers lady had to hitch a ride

(She's a trouble lady, to a trouble man)

She got picked up by some guys in some band

You'd never believe what they did to a fan

They found a 'C' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand

"Arrive down on N.T.C. in a blue Ford van, wanted for the connection of the

murder of a man"

Go Johnny, do what you want to do

"Hey, hey, blue. I here this Johnny's band is red hot"

"Alright let's check him out"

Go Johnny, do what you want to do

So go, Johnny

"Don't you know I'm a man" (go, go, Johnny)

*1-85 thru' the south land (Johnny)

"And my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out"

(go, go Johnny)

"On the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, Johnny)

Watch 'em burn thru the South land

With my axe in my hand, Watch out , for

*Johnny Gore And The 'C' Eaters Band

"Holy Jesus, look at 'Gator up there, he's got Johnny Gore on

stage by his hair"

"Come on guys, give the Gators a hand. I paid two dollars

just to see this ba, ba, band"

"And I ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show"

"So give us a hand 'Gators crazy you know"!

Go Johnny, do what you want to do

"Hey man, someone throw this dude out of here"

"Don't give a damn about his old lady"

Go Johnny, do what you want to do

So go Johnny

"Hey baby, don't you know I'm a man"!

So go Johnny

*Repeat*