May morning, hanging round a trapdoor
Saw a girl like I've never seen before
I wanna make her mathematically safe
Wanna keep her mathematically safe
Take her up where we're mathematically safe
Gonna wake up mathematically safe

Mid table there's nothing much on my fork
It's alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk
Around Cartmel, mathematically safe
With no alarm bell, we're mathematically safe
On a lilo, in a sea of alright
I'm a mongrel and I just won a dog fight