we sat and decided as the seaons collided

that our love was fairly utopian

if it wasnt for my pills, my psychiatric bills

and your unreliable fallopian

then i guess wed be fine

embraced on cloud 9

emotionally impossible to sever

you turn around quickly andever so sickly

i tell you id love you forever



If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back

six months ago i returned your brown anorak

but you keep forgetting 

and its far too upsetting

so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you

Baby Ferenc Puskas to you



You know its a shame 

but were never the same

on account of your stupid amnesia

through teardrops i stare 

at the wall its now bare

and i reach for the milk of magnesia

and ill die on the floor 

and leave a note on the door

saying 'this ape has just left Gibraltar'

and in hell it will rain

and ill say once again 

that id stand next to you at the altar



If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back

six months ago i returned your brown anorak

but you keep forgetting 

and its far too upsetting

so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you

Baby Ferenc Puskas to you

with boots on