WILBUR

Styles keep a changin' 

The world's re-arrangin' 

But Edna, you're timeless to me

Hemlines are shorter 

A beer costs a quarter 

But time cannot take what comes free



You're like a stinky old cheese, babe

Just gettin' riper with age 

You're like a fatal disease, babe

But there's no cure 

So let this fever rage



Some folks can't stand it 

Say time is a bandit 

But i take the opposite view 

Cause when i need a lift 

Time brings a gift 

Another day with you 

A twist or a waltz 

It's all the same schmaltz 

With just a change in the scenery

You'll never be old hat 

That's that!  OoO

You're timeless to me



EDNA

Oh, Wilbur!



Fads keep a-fadin' 

Castro's invading! 

But wilbur, you're timeless to me

Hairdos are higher

Mine feels like barbed wire

But you say i'm chic as can be!



You're like a rare vintage ripple 

A vintage they'll never forget 

So pour me a teeny weenie triple 

And we can toast the fact we ain't dead yet!

I can't stop eating 

Your hairline's receding 

Soon there'll be nothing at all

So, you'll wear a wig 

While i roast a pig 

Hey! Pass that geritol



Glenn miller had class

That chubby checker's a gas

But they all pass eventually

You'll never be passe

Hip hooray!

You're timeless to me



(They dance.)

WILBUR

Aw Edna baby dance with me!



EDNA

Oh Wilbur! You make me feel like a girl again!



WILBUR

Oh honey show em' the bumper!



EDNA

Oh honey I think my bumper's stuck in nuertral!



WILBUR

Well don't break it, we may need that for later



EDNA

Whaddya think of this one big boy?



WILBUR

Whoooooo yes, yes yes!



EDNA

Can ya feel that all the way over there?

You're like a broken down chevy 

All you need is a fresh coat of paint



WILBUR

And Edna, you got me goin' hot and heavy 

You're fat and old, but baby, boring you ain't!



WILBUR & EDNA 

Some folks don't get it 

But we never fret it 

'Cause we know that time is our friend 

It's plain to see 

That you're stuck with me 

Until the bitter end 



And we got a kid 

Who's blowin' the lid 

Off the turnblad family tree 



EDNA 

You'll always hit the spot 

Big shot! 

You're timeless to me 



WILBUR 

You'll always be du jour 

Mon amour 

You're timeless to me 



EDNA 

You'll always be first string 



WILBUR 

Ring-a-ding-ding! 



WILBUR & EDNA 

You're timeless to me 



EDNA 

You're timeless to me 



WILBUR 

You're timeless to me 



WILBUR & EDNA 

You're timeless to me!!