VELMA 

THOSE LIPS, THOSE EYES… 



EDNA 

…THAT FOOD! 

WELL THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A SPREAD TO GET YA IN THE MOOD 



VELMA 

OH WILBUR, CAN'T YOU FEEL THE BURNIN' FLAME OF HOT DESIRE 

YOU'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN SOME SELTZER TO PUT OUT THIS FIRE! 



EDNA 

I'M WAILIN', LOOK OUT OL' BALTIMORE 



VELMA 

I'M SELLIN' SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A 10 CENT STORE 



EDNA 

OH WILBUR, I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS, COME ON AND TAKE ME TO THE BALL! 



VELMA 

I BET YOU'RE TIRED OF HEAVY LIFTING, GET YOUR HANDS ON SOMETHIN' SMALL! 



EDNA 

BECAUSE, I'M BIG… 



VELMA 

BLONDE… 



BOTH 

…AND BEAUTIFUL! 

IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FACTS, ITS IRREFUTABLE 



VELMA 

WHY WASTE ONE MORE MINUTE? 



EDNA 

NOW I'M FEELIN' BRAND SPANKIN' NEW! 



BOTH 

HEY WILBUR, TAKE A LOOK IT'S ALL FOR… 



VELMA: YOU 



EDNA: YOU!?