Having a child with a person I don't even know 

Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow 

She caught the sperm in her mouth 

And then she put it down south 

She didn't understand 

That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan 

She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt 

What she's really gonna get is a claw in the cunt 

Things went south 

That's when I started to fuck in her mouth 

She didn't understand 

That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man 

You wanna get out of your life? 

Well go fuck a rock star! 

Then you can quit your job at the crummy fucking titty bar 

You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air 

Crowd of fucking doc's coming on like they really don't care 

She took that fistful of sperm and crammed it right up her womb 

So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room 

But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand 

That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn