Daddy almost crashed the car
All strapped in and on our way to church
The pastor pretends to cry so that i believe
Please don't tell me when we're going to leave
Lets just get out and go

Princess, you look so good today
It's so bad im not the toad you kissed
Johnny beat the devil with his fiddle
But baby I beat the devil with my fist
And I'll do it again

I've been living this life but just do not care

I'm climbing trees and running around in my underwear
I've been running but I don't know to where
Don't go far when you're already there
You're already there

Daddy almost crashed the car
All strapped in and on our way to church
Because Grandma's got three days left to live
And I've been picking these daisies in the backyard
And they're all for you