"I saw a dead skunk on the highway 

And I was goin' crazy from the smell

Cause when the wind was blowin' my way

It smelled just like the halls of old Rydell

And if you've gotta use the toilet 

And later on you start to scratch like hell

Take off your underwear and boil it 

Cause you've got memories of old Rydell

Girls:

I can't explain Rydell, this pain Rydell

Is it ptomaine Rydell gave me

Guys"

Is it v.d. Rydell

Could be Rydell

All:

You outta see the faculty



If Mister Clean, Rydell

Had seen Rydell

He'd just turn green and disappear

I'm outta luck Rydell

Dead duck Rydell

I'm stuck Rydell, right here"