You see’s me up church on a Sunday morning, but oh son, you’ve had your final warnin

If you fucks with us or plays dirty tricks
We’re smashin your face in with punches an kicks
It’s a dark time an it’s getting fuckin darker
If you see’s us then you better scarper
When the suns gone down if we catch you outside
You’re gunna end up… hospitalised
Like blind date or surprise surprise
I look like Cilla black wearin a disguise
I like Anne Robinson getting fucked in the eyes
We can get to you in many ways
The streets are straight but they look like a maze
You know what’ll happen if you don’t pays

I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I knows you done over the Spar)
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (So gimme the money)
I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (An a box a Rizla what you nicked)
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (Or I’ll fuckin batter you)

If you don’t pay me you better be expectin,
I visit from the DVS debt collectin
Feedin me bullshit I’m detectin
I’ll cut you up, human dissecting
We know that you’ve been telling lies
That stolen VCR didn’t come from our supplies
I know I thought we’d reached an agreement
Don’t mess with us, you’ll get good treatment
I saw you sellin six cans of lager
Little kids, in front of their father
Now I don’t mind, just slide me my cut
No explanation needed you knows that you’re fucked
Been placed in charged to keep the peace
Nobody can touch us not even the police
Duffryn Vigilante Squad it ain’t nothing funny
Lookin after you if you gives us the money.

I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I know you’re commitin benefit fraud)
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (So if you don’t give me the cut)
I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I’m gunna fuckin knock you out alright?)
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn

I caught you sellin fags an now your face is a mess
Cause I know you never got ‘em off the DVS
Ruin the streets, we’re sharper than scissors
Cleanin the streets and takin no prisoners
We’re Duffryn Vigilante Squad Members
Fuckin Up old Faggots and Benders
Makin ‘em think about what they’re doin
It’s not natural so they’ll get a Shoein.
Sandpiper Way an Kingfisher Drive
Don’t leave the house without a knife
Watchout Joyriders we got a stinger
You’ll get assraped if you fucks a minger
I don’t give a fuck if you stealin pensions
Workin on the fiddle doin extensions
I wants my cut I make no exceptions
If it’s in Duffryn you better mention…it, to me.. Cause I wanna know

I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (I knows your mothers got a part time job)
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (Down the doctors surgery)
I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin (So fuckin swipe me a pad of prescription forms)
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn (You clit)

Chilled in a Portacabin in Tradegar Park
At nightfall, we comes out cause its dark
We gets tooled up with a gun an a crossbow
Make intimidation heavy like in Moscow
Or some other place behind the iron curtain
If you sells drugs you knows your certain
You’ll get chained up, tortured with electrodes
Pledge your nipples, an both big toes

I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn
I’m from Duffryn, fuckin no bufflin
No fuckin bufflin I’m from Duffryn