You want different positions 
to keep your love-life successful 
and you want a happy ending 
with lots of stud potential 
reliable and perpetual 
without being distasteful, oh wee 

My papa says it’s not the size 
nor the way it’s looking, it’s the way it moves 
on stiletto shoes - papa sure improves 
but I bet he’s just tryin’ to be commercial 

So let me say something simple to you 
before we get to do the do: Baby I love you 
that takes care of that, you can take off your hat 
You and me gotta be the lucky few 

There’s a tourist in the city 
that went and lost his lady 
on the purpose if you ask me 
He’ll have to find a reason 
to cover-up the treason 
meanwhile let’s hope the night never ends (2x) 
‘cos mad love’s coming, I know mad love is coming 
Mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming 
Mad mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming 

Out on the corner - city boy routine 
Right on the border of enemy territory 
This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone 
There’s a fool’s moon out, makin’ me shout 

and it’s cruel cruel - street’s a mean school 
Too many blows - below the belt, you know 
This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone 
There’s a fool’s moon out, makin’ me shout 
Mad love is comin’, not too soon 
on beds that sail outta the blue 
Mad love is comin’, all day through 
who’s afraid of that romance is doomed 

Mad love’s comin’, all over your walls 
Into your life, it creepy crawls 
This is how far you’ve come, this is how far you’ve gone 
There’s a fool’s moon out, makin’ me shout 

Mad love is ..............