You know my inside pockets

Got my outside twin

So badly indisposed

I think I'll dust my bin

And all the while you're making eyes at me

You could be doing something useful

Like climbing up a tree

Who knows there may be something lurking

Like a koala bear

All the way from down under

But don't ask me where



And on the subject of Australia

Did you know some wives

Don't mind when their husbands

Get home at night

Know what I mean

Every time I get home late

My wife says where the hell have you been



Oh Helen do be careful lying in the sun

Don't mind what you take off

Long as you've something on

And all the while

You give the neighbors a thrill

You could be doing something useful

Like climbing up a hill

Okay so hills do not agree with you

Then try one that's flat

Surely there's no better way

That's better than that

And on the subject of alternatives

Did you know some guys

Don't mind when their girlfriends

Get home at night

Oh what a dream

If I'm just a minute late

My wife says where the hell have you been



And all the while you're making eyes I see

You could be doing something useful

Like climbing over me

Now then there's nothing to be frightened of

I won't let you fall

Dare I say it I just hope

That you'll be enthralled



And on the subject of enthrallment

Do you know some wives

Don't mind when their husbands

Come home at night

Know what I mean

Every time I get home late

Mine says where the hell have you been