There's a hundred dollar bill on the table
To get me through the night
I've got a tight blue jean honky tonk queen
To hold me tight
And a cowboy band's rendition
Of a Texas waltz
It's music to my ears that I need to hear
To keep me from climbing the walls

'Cause
Tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy
Rip-roaring wild one more time
Tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy
Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind
Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind

Got all of my friends around me
Telling the latest jokes
But they can't see the jokes on me
I'm at the end of my rope
So I step outside and drink one
In the driving rain
But that's alright if I'm high tonight
'Cause she's already drove me insane

And
Tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy
Rip-roaring wild one more time
Tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy
Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind
Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind