Well I swear I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend

Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing

And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her

No I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

George I know I didn't hear you tell that bloudm that you weren't married

I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring either did I

And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife

And tell her that you were working

No I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight

No don't forget Ray I was down in Atlanta sure you were and I was workin' late

Yeah you know it's always good to see you George it's good to see you too

But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

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Hey Ray by the way do you leave that hundred bucks you owe me

I don't know what you're talkin' about George

Well I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game

No I don't but you know if I had seen you I certainly would've paid ya

But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight

Don't forget I was down in Atlanta and don't you forget I was working late

But I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing

I didn't see you and I didn't see you and we didn't see a thing