Tina, let me talk to your mommy
I can't right now Daddy, she's under the dryer
Well, just tell her that the flame of love's still burning
Mommy, Daddy just said he just caught on fire.

Tina, just say I'll be home early
I better not Daddy, she's too upset about the fire!
No, the flames of love don't mean there's something burning
Mommy, I think Daddy just called you a liar!

Tell her I just called to say I love her
You'd better wait a while, Daddy, I think she's really mad
Put down that phone and go and get your Mommy right now
Daddy, I can't talk anymore 'cause Mommy just walked right out the door
And I'm going with her. Bye Daddy. I wonder if I did do something bad...