Honey, I'm home get your sweet thing over here
I'm ready for a backrub but first bring me a beer
Well, you wish I'd let you get a job, well, you just keep right on a-wishin'
You know a womans place is in the bedroom or the kitchen.

If god met you she wouldn't like you, oh come on
Five minutes of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, uh ha
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, um um um, huh uh
If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that atall now.

You just won't believe all that's happened to me at work, like what George
That former job they promissed me, well, they gave it to a skirt, haha
She's a college educated oh but that don'r make a thing, like it now
'Cause there's no woman smart enough to boss around a man. huh

If god met you she wouldn't like you, I don't believe that at all
Five minutes of your bull (you can't make me) and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh she's ain't like that
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um um um
If god met you she wouldn't like you. it wasn't like that at all now.

If god met you she wouldn't like you, I can make any woman like me now
Five minute s of your bull and she'd unleash her wrath
When you mouthed off she wouldn't like you, oh my goodness
She'd forget she's a lady and just kick your macho, look out, um, um um
If god met you she wouldn't like you. I don't believe that

If god met you she wouldn't like you. huh uh

Well Tammy I'm gonna tell him not to like you either...