(spoken)

I'll remeber forever

when I was but three

Ma ma, who was clever,

remarking to me

" Son, when you're grown up,

and want everything nice

I've got you're future sewn up,

if you'll take my advice"



Be a clown, be a clown

All the world, loves a clown

Wear the cap, and the bells

and you'll rate with all the great swells



If you become a doctor,

folks will face you with dread

If you become a dentist,

they'll be glad when you're dead

You'll get a bigger hand 

if you can stand on your head



Be a clown, be a clown, be a clown!!