Baby, I've been lonely

You ain't been returning my call

You're at some crazy big-bang party

All your friends are lying out in the hall


I want your pouting red lips on me

Like last night in my dream

And when I arrive inside that party

Girl, I wanna make you scream!


But you're a jock lovin', love muffin, bring it on home

And in the bedroom with the quarterback, you scream and you moan

And now the halfback and the fullback, they won't leave you alone!


Baby, you play me when I've got something you need

A little puff just to keep you rolling, I'm the man to plant your seed


'Cause you're a jock lovin', love muffin, bring it to me

And when you're on your knees, you do your things your mommy can't see

But she should know, because it runs in your family


Baby, I've got my helmet and pads on

The season starts next week

Soon I'll be scoring a winning touchdown

Begin a winning streak


I open my eyes, no big surprise

You strut struttin' over my way

Now it's time to claim my prize

We gonna have some fun today!


Jock lover, jock lover...jock lover, jock lover!