We'll book this tour and it'll be oh so good

But we're gonna steal your guarantee

oh steer clear

we're on a wicked path

we've got plans

Wicked Plans

And it's the least we can do

because we gotta get ours somehow

It would be too easy making 10% off the tours we book for you

So we figure we'll take as much as we can because it's not up to you

The music the bands provide brings the kids to the shows

but you know we just don't care

Because there are a lot of other bands we can use

if you don't want this tour

and the point is

even though everyone knows we treat the bands like shit

Nobody has the guts to speak out

Because they're afraid that they won't get

the tours at the end of the day

You fucking kids have gotta learn the golden rules:

1. You gotta Use who you can on your way to the middle

2. You only give a favor for a favor in return

3. You get burned when you turn the other cheek

P.S. We don't believe you kids are so naive

to think that things could change

Because nothing ever changes in the real world

and we're gonna drive that message home

because money fills the gas tank in your van