Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: Sy Borg 

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Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe and his date are going back to 

the apartment to have a little party... 



Joe:

Sy Borg

Gimme dat,

gimme dat 



Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me

de chromium leg, 



I beg 



Sy Borg

Gimme dat,

gimme dat 



Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me

de chromium leg, 



Little wires,

pliers, tires

They turn me on 



Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm crazy,

mon... 



Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues... 



Gee, Sy

This is a real groovy

apartment

You've got here 



Sy Borg:

All government

sponsored recreational

services are clean and

efficient 



Joe:

This is exciting

I never plooked

A tiny chrome-plated

machine

That looks like a

magical pig

With marital aids

stuck all over it

Such as yourself

before 



Sy Borg:

You'll love it!

It's a way of life. 



Joe:

Does that mean

maybe later

You'll plook me... 



Sy Borg:

If you wish, we may

have a groovy orgy 



Joe:

Just me and you? 



Sy Borg:

I share this apartment

With a modified

Gay Bob doll

He goes all the way...

Ever try oral sex with

a miniature rubberized

homo-replica? 



Joe:

No, ah, not yet,

Ah, is this him? 



Sy Borg:

This is him.

Your wish is

his command

He likes you

He wants to kiss

you always

Just tell him what

you want 



Joe:

Really?

Hi, little guy

Think I might get a

tiny, but exciting

Blow...job... 



Gimme dat,

gimme dat

Blow job...

Gimme dat, give me

de chromium cob. 



Sy Borg:

Bend over. 



Joe:

Gay Bob

Blow job

Gimme dat,

gimme dat

Blow job

Gimme dat, give me

de chromium cob 



Sy Borg:

You'll love it!

It looks just like a

TeleFunken U-47. 



Joe:

Little leather cap

and trousers

They look so gay..

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Hey... 



Sy Borg:

Bob is tired.

Plook me now,

You savage rascal

Ehhh! That tickles.

You are a fun person

I like you.

I want to kiss

you always. 



Joe:

Gee, this is great

How's about some

bondage and

humiliation 



Sy Borg:

Anything you say,

master. 



Joe:

Oh no, I don't believe

it

You're way more fun

than Mary... 



Sy Borg:

You're plooking

too hard... 



Joe:

And cleaner than

Lucille... 



Sy Borg:

Plooking on me... 



Joe:

What have I

been missing

All these years? 



Sy Borg:

Too hard 



Joe:

Sy... 



Sy Borg:

Too hard 



Joe:

Sy... 



Sy Borg:

Plooking too hard

on me-e-e-e-e... 



Joe:

Speak to me

Oh no...

The golden shower

must have shorted out

His master circuit

He's, he's, oh my God

I must have

plooked him...

Hey

To death...

Hey 



Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... You have just destroyed one model 

XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have 

to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance. 



Joe:

But I...

I, I, I, I, I...

I can't pay

I gave all my money

To some kinda groovy

religious guy...

Two songs ago... 



Central Scrutinizer:

Come on out son...

Between the two of us

We'll find a way to

Work it out