Artist: Frank Zappa

Title: Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink 

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Hi and howdy doody.

I'm a union man

You can call me Rudy.

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? 



You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin all day to reach ya

The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars.

Rock 'n' Roll stars. 



You always know we

care so much

about the way they

treat ya. 



They say they got a lot of

reasons every day.. 



Just to get

A chance to meet you.

To check and see

No wrong been done

That's one good reason

I carry a gun. 



I hope the bulge

Don't bum you out.

Wanna get a good look?

Let me pull it right out!

Let me pull it right out!

Let me pull it right out!

Let me whip it right out! 



Hi and howdy doody.

I'm a union man

You can call me Rudy.

Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? 



You know I'm pleased to meet ya

Been tryin all day to reach ya

The union's here to help everyone of you rock 'n' roll stars.

Hahahaha! 



Welcome to Chicago

Welcome to L.A.

Welcome to our local here

You'll always hear me say 



The work is here; It's a couple a bucks.

I'm sure you're glad to pay.

Whip it out, here is your receipt

Now I'll go away, now I'll go away...

Now I'll go away, now I'll go away...

Away-y-y! Away-y-y! Away-y-y!

Doowah.