we've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
  my darling, at all
  I love the opera, I detest the best pop
 can't stand the opera, I like music that bops
 we're not fated, not heaven-created
 we're really mis-mated, our chances are small
	 let's part, be real smart and not start with this romance
  'cause outside of both having stars in our eyes
 and outside of sighing the same kind of sighs
  we've got nothin' in common at all



  we've got nothin', got nothin' in common, just nothin' in common
  it never could last
	i love picasso, he's all style and he's all flair
  I've seen picasso and I think he's a square
  our two	goals are apart as the poles are
  as lovers our roles are completely miscast
	 let's make a clean break and not take any chances
 'cause outside of thinking you're something divine
  and outside of wanting your lips close to mine
  we've got nothin' in common
  we've got nothin' in common at all

Spoken by frank: waiter, separate checks.