I'm a glum one, it's explainable, 
I met someone unattainable
Life's a bore, the world is my oyster no more
All the papers where I lead the news with my capers, 
now will spread the news
Superman turns out to be flash-in-the-pan
I've been around the world in a plane, 
designed the latest IBM brain
But lately I'm so downhearted, 
'cause I can't get started with you
In Cincinatti or in Rangoon, 
I simply smile and all the gals swoon
Their whims I've more than just charted, 
but I can't get started with you
O tell me why am I no kick to you, 
I who'd always stick to you
Fly through thin and thick to you, 
tell me why I'm taboo
Each time I chanced to see Franklin D., 
he always said: "Hi buddy" to me
And with queens I've a la carted, 
but I can't get started with you