Oh, by Jove and by Jehovah, you have set my heart a 
flame 
And to you, you Casanova, my reactions are the same 
I would sing thee tender verses but the flair, alas, I 
lack 
Oh go on, try to versify and I'll versify back 

Well, let me see now, cherry pies ought to be you 
Autumn skies ought to be you 
Mr.Pulitzer's prize ought to be you 
Romeo in disguise ought to be you 

Columbine ought to be you 
Sparkling wine ought to be you 
All of Beethoven's nine ought to be you 
Every Will Shakespeare line ought to be you 

You are so enticing, I'm starting to shake 
You are just the icing to put on my cake 

You mean I'm yummy 
Heaven's blue ought to be you 
Heaven too ought to be you 
Everything super-do ought to be you 

Asphodels ought to be you 
Orson Wells ought to be you 
Uncles like Kip Cornell's ought to be you 
Towels from Ritz hotel's ought to be you 

Sweet Snow White ought to be you 
Ambrose' light ought to be you 
(Hey hey, that's good) 
Eleanor wrong or right ought to be you 
Errol Flynn loose or tight, watch it, ought to be you 

You are so exciting, 
I can't even laugh, wanna top that one 
If you're fond of biting, I'll bite you in half 

To continue 
Whistler's ma ought to be you 
Elliot's pa ought to be you 
Everything hip-hurrah ought to be you 

Ought to be you, ought to be you, ought to be you 
Ought to be you, ought to be you, ought to be you 
Ought to be you, ought to be you